Heybabeimwearingurpanties
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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