Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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