Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Bring me that man meat
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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