Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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