can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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