apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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