mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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