one might say we're banned from that church
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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