420 ftw
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want her autograph on my taint
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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