Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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