I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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