That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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