i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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