so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
