Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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