He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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