Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
