Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How's work?
Spinning.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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