Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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