Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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