she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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