Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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