did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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