piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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