As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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