Cold hands, warm shart.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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