going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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