Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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