Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
