gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
My vagina is officially offended.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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