Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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