Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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