covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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