just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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