At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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