I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Randomize
