i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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