i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
