I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
