Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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