So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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