I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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