lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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