life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i think my cat just said my name.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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