3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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