that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
