I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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