i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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