I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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