belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's JV to your varsity
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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