i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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