i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
These tits shall not be calmed
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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