Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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