11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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