"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
